有关小学英语小笑话欣赏
笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。小编分享有关小学英语小笑话，希望可以帮助大家!
有关小学英语小笑话：My Sister's Fingers
我妹妹的手指头
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
老师：凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
凯温：对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀?
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail
凯温：噢，砸的不是我的手指头，我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。
有关小学英语小笑话：超速行驶的原因
harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.
哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。
"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
“你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。
"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”
有关小学英语小笑话：健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办
Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box.
丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。
As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight."
他告诉他的朋友：“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。”
Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box."
朋友：“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?”
Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."
丹：“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。”