超幽默英语小笑话大全

很多人希望自己有善讲笑话的才能。新老朋友相识相聚之时,有人说个笑话,令人捧腹大笑,精神为之一振,气氛会马上活跃起来。下面是小编带来的超幽默英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

超幽默英语小笑话篇一

两个律师 Two Attorneys

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!"

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

【中文翻译】

两个律师走进一个餐厅，要了两杯饮料，从包中拿出三明治开始吃起来。餐厅老板走过来警告说，“你们不能在这里吃自己的三明治。”

两个律师对