经典的英文笑话故事欣赏

与一般日常会话不同,笑话刻意地违反合作原则,引导出会话含意,并且利用会话含意之间的冲突来达到其预定功能。小编整理了经典的英文笑话故事，欢迎阅读!

经典的英文笑话故事篇一

Creative

创造性

Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.

第一次求职时，我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时，得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其它的培训时，我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。

I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.

我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。

经典的英文笑话故事篇二

Reminder

催 单

In the veterinary office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes, in fact that's why we're here," she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in because of our reminder.

我是一家兽医站的技师。当动物到了该注射疫苗的时候，我们就寄出催单。一条德国物质牧羊犬布鲁诺来做每年一次的狂犬疫苗注射。我们依照州法律的要求询问他的主人，在过去的十天里布鲁诺是否咬了什么人。“噢，是的。事实上这正是我们到这儿来的原因，”她回答说。我觉得奇怪，告诉她我们以为他们是因为收到了我们的催单才来的。

"We did," she explained. "Bruno bit the mail carrier who was delivering your card."

“的确如此，”她解释道。“布鲁诺咬了给你们送催单的邮递员。”

经典的英文笑话故事篇三

Imitate Birds

模仿鸟儿

A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.

一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢?”负责人问。

"Imitate birds," the man said.

“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。

"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."

“你在开玩笑吧?”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”

"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。