英文小笑话集锦，简单的英语笑话

寓言和笑话是我国劳动人民长期以来积累出来的语言精华,通过生动、简明的故事来揭示深刻的道理和内涵。下面是小编带来的简单的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

简单的英语笑话篇一

新员工 A New Employee

A New Employee

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

What is the meaning of this? the director asked. When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held.

Well, the young man said, in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.

新员工

一个年轻人在被雇用几个星期后，被叫到人事经理的办公室。

这是什么意思?经理问，当你申请这份工作时，你告诉我们有五年工作经验，现在我们发现这其实是你的第一份工作。

嗯，年轻人回答，你们的广告上说需要找一个有想象力的人嘛。

简单的英语笑话篇二

一分一块钱 A dollar per point

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.

一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。

考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着：“一分一块钱。”

第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。其中一个学生不但得到了试卷还得到64块钱的找零。

简单的英语笑话篇三

Does He Bite 它咬人吗

Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?

Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?

Reggie: That's what I want to find out.

里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?

罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗?

里基：这正是我想要查明的。

简单的英语笑话篇四

最佳兴奋剂 The Best Stimulant

A patient said to his doctor, "Doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."

So the doctor said, "Don't worry, take this, and after you see the bill, you will have all these feelings."

病人跟医生说：“医生，请给我一些可以振奋、刺激、充满斗志的药。”

医生说：“别担心，这个拿去，看到这张帐单以后，你要的这些就都会有了。”

简单的英语笑话篇五

两颗心脏在跳动 Two hearts beating

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.

护士：手术后你感觉怎样?

病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。

护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。