英语笑话大全初二水平
一般所说“笑话”,范围相当广,大体上包括讽刺和幽默两类。下面是小编带来的初二英语笑话大全，欢迎阅读!
初二英语笑话大全
真没想到我已经往回跑了这么远!(中英)
A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, one of the sol Biers decided that the fighting was getting too dangerous for him, so he left the front line and began to go away from the battle. After he had walked for an hour, he saw an officer coming towards him. The officer stopped him and said, "Where are you going?"
第一次世界大战期间、一场大战役正在进行。枪炮轰鸣、子弹横飞。这样持续了一小时后，有个士兵认为战斗太危险了，所以他离开前线，开始逃离战场。走了一个小时后，他看见一个军官朝他走来。军官拦住他，问道:“你到哪儿去?”
"I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battle that' s going on behind us, sir,” the soldier answered.
“长官，我正尽力躲开身后正在进行的战斗。”士兵回答说。
"Do you know who I am?" the officer said to him angrily. "I'm your commanding officer.”
“你知道我是谁吗?”军官生气地说，“我是你们的指挥官。”
The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said , "My God, I didn't know that I was so far back already !”
士兵听了十分惊讶地说:“天哪，真没想到我已经往回跑了这么远了!”
初二英语笑话大全欣赏
两元钱(中英)
Jim walked into a store, which had a sign outside: "Second一hand clothes bought and sold.” He was carrying an old pair of pants and asked the owner of the store, "How much will you give me for these?" The man looked at them and then said rude1y，"Two dollars.”
吉姆走进一家挂着“旧衣服买卖”招牌的店铺。他手上拿着一条旧裤子，问店主:“这条裤子你给多少钱?”店主看了他一眼，粗鲁地说:“两块钱!”
"What !” said Jim, "I had guessed they were worth at least five?"
吉姆说:“什么?我认为至少值五块钱呢!”
"No,”said the man，"they aren't worth a penny more than two dollars.”
店主又说:“不!就是两块钱，绝不会多一分钱。”
"Are you sure?" asked Jim.
吉姆说:“你那么肯定?”
"Very sure,”said the man.
店主说:“当然了!”
"Well,” said Jim, taking two dollars out of his pocket，"here’s your money. These pants were hanging outside your store with a price tag that said$ 6.50 , but I thought that was too much money，so I wanted to make sure how much they were really worth.” Then he walked out of the store with the pair of pants and disappeared before the surprised storeowner could think of anything to say.
吉姆一面从口袋拿出两块钱，一面说:“好!给你钱，这条裤子本来是挂在贵店外面的，标价是六块五。但我认为太贵了，所以我想确定一下，它究竟值多少钱。”说完，趁着这位惊讶不已的主人能想出任何回答之前，他就带着那条裤子走出店门而不见人影了。
经典的初二英语笑话大全
多少钱?(中英)
It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs. Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped and said , "Look，Joe! Isn' t that beautiful !”
冬天就要来了，荷曼太太想采购一大堆的东西，所以她就一直等到周六丈夫有空的时候，她拖着他去商店付钱连带拎包裹。他们去了许多家商店，荷曼太太买了很多很多东西。她经常停下脚步说:“看，乔伊!那个多漂亮!”
He then answered, "All right, dear, How much is it?" And took his money out to pay for it.
他总是回答:“好吧!亲爱的，多少钱?”然后掏钱去付款。
It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr. Hermann was tired and thinks about other things，like a nice drink by the side of warm fire at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, "Look at that beautiful moon, Joe!”
他们从最后一家商店出来的时候夜幕已降临，荷曼先生己累得筋疲力尽了，他心想着其他事情，比如，在家里暖暖的火炉边喝着美酒。突然他太太仰望天空，说道:“看，乔伊，多么美的月亮啊!”
Without stopping, Mr. Hermann answered，"All right, dear, how much is it?”
荷曼先生不假思索地答道:“好吧，亲爱的，多少钱?”