经典英语笑话大全爆笑死人
最早以专章记述“笑话艺人”事迹的是汉代司马迁的《史记。滑稽列传》,最早的笑话专集为三国邯郸淳的《笑林》。下面是小编带来的爆笑死人英语笑话大全，欢迎阅读!
爆笑死人英语笑话大全
(一)
那告诉我刚才我说的什么
Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?
老师：杰克，你为什么不认真听课?
Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.
杰克：老师，我正在听课呀!
Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.
老师：如果你刚才在听课，那告诉我刚才我说的什么。
Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening
杰克：您说的是：“杰克，你为什么不认真听课?”
(二)
我就是豆豆 I am Peas
Access to a reporter to go to the North Pole 100 penguins. He asked the first penguins to his usual interest is. The first penguin says: eat, sleep, play Peas. Puzzled reporter asked to say what is playing Peas ah? Bird Penguin said nothing and left.
一位记者要去北极访问100只企鹅.。他就问第一只企鹅他平时的兴趣是什么。第一只企鹅说：吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆。 记者疑惑的问说什么是打豆豆啊?那只企鹅没说什么就走了。
The reporter thought: Well, do not speak do not speak. He also visited the second penguins usually interested in what it is. The second penguin says: eat, sleep, play Peas. Pound, how is playing? Reporters and thinking to himself.
那位记者想：好吧，不讲就不讲。他又访问第二只企鹅它平时的兴趣是什么。第二只企鹅说：吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆。怎麼又是打咚咚?记者在心里嘀咕着。
One after another from access to the first 99 penguins to their usual interest in penguins are “eating, sleeping, playing Peas.” Until the 100 penguins. He said you asked the usual interests? 100 penguins: eat, sleep. Journalists find it very strange and asked it: “how do you do not play Peas?” 100 penguins: “Because I’m Peas ah.”
接二连三的从访问第一只企鹅到第99只企鹅它们平时的兴 趣都是“吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆”。直到第100只企鹅。记者问他说你平时的兴趣是什么? 第100只企鹅：吃饭、睡觉。 记者觉得很奇怪，便问它：“你怎么不打豆豆呢?” 第100只企鹅：“因为我就是豆豆啊。”
爆笑死人英语笑话大全欣赏
(一)
Born with a tash! This pup bears a striking resemblance to author Agatha Christie's detective
Hercule Poirot!
生下来就有小胡子!这只小汪星人长得极像侦探小说家阿加莎·克里斯蒂笔下的侦探赫尔克里·波洛。
This pup has become an internet sensation thanks to his incredible facial markings.
这只小狗因为脸上特别的印记，在网上迅速蹿红。
Just six months old, he has really grown into the hairy-upper lip look which lends him great
authority as he eyeballs the camera.
这只小狗只有六个月大，它的上嘴唇已经长上了厚厚的毛茸茸的八字胡，这可让这只小汪星人赚足了眼球。
It is unclear where he is from or exactly what breed he is, but there is no mistaking the
similarity between him and author Agatha Christie's effete Belgian detective Hercule Poirot,
known the world over for that handlebar moustache.
人们还不清楚它到底从哪里来，是什么品种，但是可以肯定的是：它长得和阿加莎·克里斯蒂笔下的比利时侦探
赫尔克里·波洛非常像，这位比利时侦探就是以那一撇小胡子而举世闻名的。
The white markings appear on the dog's head, each of his four paws, his chest area and
the very tip of his tail.
在这只汪星人的头上四个爪子上、胸口和它的尾巴尖儿上都有白色的印记。
The 'houndlebar' moustache gives the dog an austere look that betrays his six months.
这撇八字胡有点显老了，这只狗狗明明才六个月大。
经典的爆笑死人英语笑话大全
(一)
你等着发工资吧 Wait for your salary
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow.
如果你感到孤独，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要拥抱，我做你的枕头。
If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money...wait f
(二)
为什么没有牡蛎 Perhaps Not
Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew.
顾客：服务员，我这个牡蛎炖菜里怎么没有牡蛎?
Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, would you?
服务员：是啊，你不会指望在天使蛋糕里发现天使吧?