小学生爆笑英语笑话大全

近些年,冷笑话作为一种特殊的幽默方式在互联网、电视节目、书籍杂志上广泛流传。下面是小编带来的小学生爆笑英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

小学生爆笑英语笑话篇一

"I'm going to draw a picture of God," a four-year-old girl said to her teacher.

一个4岁的女孩对老师说：“我要画一幅上帝的画像。”

"But nobody knows what God looks like," the teacher said.

老师说：“可谁也不知道上帝长什么模样。”

"They will know when I've finished," came the reply.

“等我画好后，他们就会知道的。“小女孩回答说。

小学生爆笑英语笑话篇二

Two sisters were looking at a book of religious pictures and came across a painting of theVirgin and the baby Jesus.

姐妹俩在看一本宗教画册时，刚好看到一幅圣母玛利亚和圣婴耶稣的图画。

"See there," said the older sister, "that's Jesus, and that's his mother."

姐姐说：“瞧，这是耶稣，这是他的妈妈。”

"Where's his dad?" the younger girl wanted to know.

“他的爸爸在哪里?”妹妹想知道。

Her sister thought for a moment and explained, "Oh, he's taking the picture."

姐姐想了一会儿，解释道：“噢，他正在拍照。”

小学生爆笑英语笑话篇三

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest boy and returned to her.

一位女士圣诞节购物时丢了钱包。一个诚实的小男孩捡到了钱包，还给了她。

Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm...that's funny. When I lost my purse there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

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