初一对话形式英语笑话

前苏联著名作家高尔基说过,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。下面是小编带来的初一对话形式英语笑话，欢迎欣赏!

初一对话形式英语笑话篇1

Adding Eyes to a Dragon

Mr. Li is a good painter. One day he draws a beautiful dragon without eyes.

Mr. Zhou looks at the picture and says, “The dragon has no eyes. It isn’t a good picture.”

But Mr. Li smiles and says, “If I add eyes to the dragon, it will fly away.”

Mr. Zhou shakes head and says, “You are boasting. I don’t believe you.”

Mr. Li isn’t angry. He holds the paintbrush and adds eyes to the dragon. Woe! The dragon really flies.

画龙点睛

李先生是位很好的画家。一天画了一条栩栩如生的龙，但是这只龙没有眼睛。

周先生见了说：“这条龙没有眼睛。这不算一张好画。”

可是李先生笑着说：“如果我给它加上眼睛，它就会飞走了。”

周先生摇头说：“你吹牛。我不相信。”

李先生也不生气，只是拿起笔给龙点上眼睛。哇!龙真的飞走了。

初一对话形式英语笑话篇2

I Made Granny Glad

A teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad. “Now, children,” she says“Did you make someone else glad?”

“Please, teacher,” says a small boy, “I made someone glad yesterday.”

“Well done. Who was that?” The teacher says.

“My granny.” The boy says.

“Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.” The teacher says.

“I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I’m going home.’ And she said, “well. I’m glad!”

我让奶奶高兴了

一位教师正在对学生将使人高兴的重要性。“听着，孩子们，”他说：“你们曾让别人高兴过吗?”

“我，老师，”一个男孩子说，“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”

“做得好。是谁呢?”老师说。

“我奶奶。”小男孩说。

“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的?”老师问道。

“是这样的，老师。昨天我去看她，在她那儿呆了3个小时。然后我对她说：“奶奶，我要回家了。”她说：“啊，我很高兴。”

初一对话形式英语笑话篇3

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.

老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.

Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?

老师：彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大?

Peter: Well, well.eyelids.

彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……

Teacher: What?Eyelids?

老师：什么?眼皮?

Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.

彼得：是的,老师.因为我眼睛一闭,眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了.