有关于英语对话短笑话

不仅是我们生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我们工作学习之余缓解压力、舒缓情绪的重要渠道。下面是小编带来的有关于短的英语笑话对话，欢迎欣赏!

有关于短的英语笑话对话篇1

Boy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.

男孩：我可以给你买杯饮料吗?

女孩：你不如直接把钱给我得了。

有关于短的英语笑话对话篇2

Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today.

Patient: It should. I've been practicing all night.

医生：听上去你咳嗽今天好多了。

病人：应该如此。我昨晚练习了一整夜。

有关于短的英语笑话对话篇3

Pete: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I'd ever done came into my mind."

Bob: "Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from."

皮特："我上次出去打猎，跌下了很高的悬崖，信不信由你，当我跌落的时候，我脑海里浮现了我做过的所有蠢事。"

鲍勃："你一定是从万丈高山上跌落的吧。"

有关于短的英语笑话对话篇4

Spending the night with their grandparents, 2 young boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers at bedtime. The younger boy began praying at the top of his lungs:"I PRAY FOR A BIKE... I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD..."

His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"

2个男孩与祖父母一起过夜，他们跪在床边做睡前祷告。弟弟声嘶力竭地祈祷: "我祈求一辆自行车，一张新DVD……"

哥哥用肘轻推他: "你为什么大喊着祈祷?上帝又不聋。"

弟弟答道:"上帝是不聋，但是奶奶聋。"