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关于英语冷笑话带翻译：天气预报

Weather Predict A film crew was on location deep in the desert.

天气预报一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.

One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."

一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

"This Indian is incredible," said the director.

"印度人真神,"导演说.

He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气.

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了.

Finally the director sent for him.

最后,导演派人去把他叫来了.

"I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

"我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了."

关于英语冷笑话带翻译：模仿鸟儿

A man tried to get a job in a stage show.

一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。

"What can you do?" asked the producer.

“你能干什么呢?”负责人问。

"Imitate birds," the man said.

“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。

"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."

“你在开玩笑吧?”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”

"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。

关于英语冷笑话带翻译：But the teacher cried

老师哭了

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.

六岁的约翰娇生惯养。

His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wantedanything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his firstday away from his grandmother's loving arms.

他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：

"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?”

"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

“哭?”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”

关于英语冷笑话带翻译：闹饥荒的原因

In one dinner party，a capitalist eyed bony Bernard Shawup and down regretfully， and said inall seriousness，"Look at your appearance，it really makes people believe that all theBritishare are starving."

在一次宴会上，一个资本家用遗憾的目光上下打量着瘦骨嶙峋的肖伯纳，一本正经地说：“看看你的模样，真叫人以为英国人都在挨饿。”

Bernard Shaw，examining the potbellied capitalist，said，"But，I know as soon as I saw you thereason why Britain is suffering from famine."

肖伯纳审视着大腹便便的资本家说：“但是，我一见到你，就知道英国正在闹饥荒的原因了。”