简单易懂的英文小笑话

笑话是幽默的一种形式,玩笑的目的就是逗乐、引人笑。下面是小编精心收集的简单易懂的英文小笑话，希望大家喜欢!

简单易懂的英文小笑话篇一

On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap,disposable model. Sal asked the owner, ¨Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?

在前往威蒙特参加一个婚礼的路上，我和丈夫意识到我们忘了带照相机。我们在一家百货商店门前停了下来，希望能够买到一种便宜的，一次性照相机。萨尔问店主：“你们有那种用了就扔的照相机吗?”

"Look,fella," replied the owner, "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it."

“我说，小伙子，”店主回答说，”我可不管你买了之后怎么处理它。”

简单易懂的英文小笑话篇二

A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible, " she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”

一位年轻的丈夫下班回到家里，发现新娘心烦意乱。“我心里太难受了，她说，我在给你熨西装时把裤子的臀部烧了个大洞。 ”

"Forget It,n"said her husband. "Remember that l've got an extra pair of pants for that suit.

“没事儿，”丈夫安慰她说，你忘了我这套衣服有两条裤子。

"Yes,”said the woman.cheering up. "And it's luckY you have.I used another pants to patch the hole."

”是的，“妻子高兴地说，幸亏你还有一条，我后来就用它来补了这个洞了。

简单易懂的英文小笑话篇三

ceo: "my wife made a millionaire out of me."

ceo：我妻子使我成为百万富翁。

assistant: "what were you before?“

助手：以前你是什么?

ceo:”a multimillionaire.“

ceo：千万宣翁。

简单易懂的英文小笑话篇四

I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination. At last he succeeded.

我陪丈夫一起出差，他带着他的笔记本电脑。到了机场出口处时， 有位检查员要他打开包。但是包锁上了，机场工作人员耐心地等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码。最后他终于想起来了。

“Why are you so nervous?"I asked him.

”你为什么那么紧张呢?“我问他。

"The numbers are the date of our annivorsary.my husband confessed.

“密码是我们的结婚纪念日。”他承认道”