有关于爆笑英语小笑话大全
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有关于爆笑英语小笑话篇一
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
一天清晨，妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。
Wake up, son.
起来，儿子。
It's time to go to school.
去学校的时间到了。
But why? I don't want to go to school.
但是为什么?我不想去学校。
Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
给我两个理由，你为什么不想去学校。
One, all the children hate me.
第一，所有的孩子都恨我。
Two, all the teachers hate me.
第二，所有的老师都恨我。
Oh! That's not a reason.
哦!这不是理由。
Come on, you have to go to school.
来吧，你必须去学校。
Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?
那给我两个为什么我要去学校的理由?
One, you are fiftyt-two years old and should understand your responsibilities.
第一，你都52岁了，应该明白自己的责任。
Two you are the principal of the school.
第二，你是学校的校长。
有关于爆笑英语小笑话篇二
委婉的提醒
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a specialoccasion.
结婚很久了，丈夫现在有时需要我委婉地提醒他一些特别的日子。
On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted,
在结婚35周年纪念日的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示他说:
"Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗?”
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,
他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我:
"So, you want to switch seats?"
“那么，你想交换座位，是吗?”
有关于爆笑英语小笑话篇三
你去哪儿了?
Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things.
古时候，有个人总是忘事。
One day, he went out with his little son.
一天，他带着小儿子出门。
He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck.
一高兴，便让儿子骑在自己的脖子上。
After a time,he suddenly thought of his son, he asked people:
过了一会儿，他忽然想起儿子来，逢人便问:
"Have you seen my child?"
“你看到我的孩子了吗?”
One of his villagers laughed and said: "Don't you know he is on your neck?"
有个同村的村民见了大笑，说:“你难道不知道他在你脖子上吗?”
Hearing this, the man took down his son from his neck,
一听这话，这人一把将儿子一从脖子上揪下来，
he was so angry that he hit the son, and then shouted:
气愤至极，狠狠地打了孩子，嚷道:
"I have told you not to go here and there.
“我叫你别乱跑，
Where did you go just now?"
刚才你到哪里去了?”