适合小学生的英文小笑话

笑话是幽默的一种形式,玩笑的目的就是逗乐、引人笑。下面是小编带来的适合小学生的英文小笑话，欢迎欣赏!

适合小学生的英文小笑话篇1

Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?

老师: 汤姆，“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?

Tom: Men.

汤姆:男人们。

Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

老师: 答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢?

Tom : Twins.

汤姆: 双胞胎。

适合小学生的英文小笑话篇2

George comes from school on the first of September.

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问

I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”

适合小学生的英文小笑话篇3

Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"

"Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."

母亲问她年幼的儿子：“宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么?”

儿子骄傲地说：“什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。”

适合小学生的英文小笑话篇4

One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy,what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up theword in the dictionary, after which they could talk about it.

一天晚上，在准备晚饭的时候，我们十岁的女儿问：“妈妈，什么是青春期?”我的妻子此时正忙得不亦乐乎，所以她建议佩吉到字典上查这个词，然后她们可以再讨论它。

A few minutes later, Peggy returned. Her mother asked what the dictionary had said.

几分钟以后，佩吉回来了。她妈妈问字典上怎么说。

"Puberty means," announced Peggy, "the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children."

“青春期的意思是，”佩吉宣布：“一个女孩能忍受孩子的最早年龄。”

"What do you think of that?" my wife asked.

“你怎么想呢?”我妻子问。

"I'm not sure," Peggy relied. "I've always been able to bear children. It's adults I can't bear.".

“我不知道，”佩吉回答。“我总能忍受孩子。让我忍受不了的是大人。

Note: bear children: 生孩子。bear 一词也可作“忍受”讲。