六年级英语笑话带翻译

冷笑话是近几年新兴的一种语言现象,它轻松诙谐、别具一格,给我们紧张的生活增添了几分轻松的情趣,它一出现便受到了大多数人的喜爱。小编整理了六年级英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

六年级英语笑话带翻译：富有的邻居

Peter: Our neighborhood was quite rich

Peter：我们的邻居非常富有

Thor: How rich was?

Thor：怎么富有了

Peter: The miniature golf course had caddies

Peter：他最小的一个高尔夫球场都有球童的啊~

六年级英语笑话带翻译：在职者

A:Who said “You can fool some of the people all the time”?

A:谁说的你能无时无刻的戏弄别人?

A: Johnny…

A:Johnny

B: Some incumbent

B:一些在职者。

六年级英语笑话带翻译：必杀球

A:How ‘bout we try my new “snuff ball” pitch?

A:试试我新的必杀球怎么样?

B: What’s that?

B:怎么做的?

A: First, I remove “a pinch” from between my cheek and my gums…

A:首先，先把球放在我的脸颊和牙齿中间······ ······

B: That’s enough, I don’t wanna hear the rest

B:够了，饿哦不想听后面的了。

六年级英语笑话带翻译：浪漫之旅

A: Hey, good looking, wanna go on a romatic cruise?

A:亲爱的，想不想来一场浪漫之旅

B: Who would book us on a cruise?

B:谁能帮我们预定这次巡航呢?

A: The U.S.S. ark

A:u.s.s方舟

六年级英语笑话带翻译：怕老婆的老公

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.

有一位怕老婆的老公接受心理治疗师的建议要坚持自己的主见。

"You don't have to let your wife bully you,"he said."Go home and show her you are the boss ."

他说：“你不必让你的老婆像恶霸一样欺侮你。回家去让她知道你才是老大。”

The husband decided to take the doctor's asvice.He went home,slammed the door,shook hisfirst in his wife's face,and growled,"

这位老公决定接受医生的劝告。他回到家，用力啪答一声关上门，在他老婆的面前：挥舞着拳头，并且大声咆哮说：

From now on you are talking orders from me.

“从现在起，你得乖乖听我的命令。

I want my supper right now,and when you get it on the table ,go upstairs and lay out myclothes.

我现在就要吃晚餐，当你把它弄好放在餐桌上的时候，到楼上去把我的衣服摆放好。

Tonight I am going out with my friends.

今天晚上我要和我的。朋友外出，

You are going to stay at home where you belong.

你给我乖乖待在家里不许乱跑。

Another thing,you know who is going to tie bow tie?"

另外还有一件事情，你知道谁要替我打蝴蝶结领结吗?”

I certainlydo,"screamed the wife."The Undertaker."

老婆尖叫着说:“我当然知道。是收尸的人。”