小学生幽默英文笑话大全

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小学生幽默英文笑话：家丑不可外扬

Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.

Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic shame should not be published.'

混合双打

体育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗?

尼克：见过，老师，经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢?

老师：你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。

尼克：啊，对不起，老师。我爸爸常说，”家丑不可外扬。“

小学生幽默英文笑话：It's Kind of Fitting(理应如此)

As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting on perfume. "That's a great scent," I said, making conversation.

"Thanks-it was from my boyfriend. Here, try some," she said, holding the bottle out for me.

Unfortunately she let go before I had a firm grip, and the glass shattered on the tile floor. , Embarrassed, I tried to apologize, but she cut me off - "Actually, it's kind of fitting," she explained, surveying the damage. "That's exactly how the relationship went.

小学生幽默英文笑话：Respones

Frequent hand-washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh Alaskan weather combined to give me very dry skin. One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands withpetroleum jelly and covered them with a pair of old white gloves.

As I sat in bed reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering and came into the room. Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and began putting it on. "What are you doing?" I asked.

"Well," he replied, "if you're going to be formal, so am I."

小学生幽默英文笑话：Two Old Men

Two old men were sitting on a porch with a hound dog between them. The dog had its leg hiked up and was licking itself. One of the old men said to the other, "I sure do wish I could do that."The other old man said, "You better not, that dog will bite you."