关于简短正能量英文笑话大全
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关于简短英文笑话篇一
It's the Law
这是个法律问题
A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting American about British law.
一位身材修长，举止文雅，穿着光鲜的英国人向来访的美国人解释英国法律。
"You know, homosexuality was once considered so heinous in Britain that it was punishable by execution.
“你知道吗?在英国，同性恋从前被认为是罪大恶极，可判处极刑，
Only 100 years ago, it was reduced to a misdemeanor,
一百年前，被减为行为失检之轻微罪刑。
and about 50 years ago, decriminalized altogether. . .
大约五十年前则完全不触犯刑法……。
Personally, I shan't be satisfied till it's mandatory! "
不过就我个人而言，非要等到法令强制大家都得同性恋时，我才会开心。”
关于简短英文笑话篇二
No Worriess
免惊啦!
At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother,
在游泳池旁，一个小孩问他妈妈，
"Mommy, Mommy, can I go swimming?"
“妈咪，妈咪，我可不可以下去游泳?“
"Certainly not, darling. The water's much too deep. "
“亲爱的，当然不可以，水太深了。”
"But Daddy's swimming, Mommy. "
“可是爸爸不是在游泳吗?妈咪!”
"Your daddy's insured, sweetheart. "
“你爸爸有保险啊，甜心。”
关于简短英文笑话篇三
How Sweet!
喔，真是恩爱的一对!
Two women friends were having tea.
两个女人正在喝茶，
Said one to the other,
其中一位对另一位说道：
"I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... "
“我已经花了一个礼拜找我的律师，….。”
"Oh, please don't mention lawyers to me" interrupted the recent widow,
“哦，拜托别再向我提律师的事了，”那位刚死去丈夫的女人插嘴道，
I've had so much trouble settling my husbands estate that I sometimes wish he hadn't died! "
“我在处理我先生遗留的房地产时遭遇到好多麻烦，有时候我真希望他没死就好了。