英语对话笑话集带翻译

冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象，越来越受到大家的关注，尤其在网络、杂志、微博、电影上十分盛行。下面是小编带来的英语对话笑话集带翻译，欢迎阅读!

英语对话笑话集带翻译篇一

Suddenly raising the price 突然涨价

man took his son to have an aching tooth pulled by the dentist. When it had been drawn1, the man was asked to pay ten dollars for it.

"Ten dollars!" he exclaimed surprised and said to the dentist, "I know you only charge two dollars for pulling a tooth. Why do you raise the price at will(随意)?"

The dentist said, "Yes, but your son cried out so loud that four other patients were frightened away."

有个人带着他的儿子去找牙医给他拔掉一只痛牙。牙医把他的牙齿拔掉后，要这个人付10美元。

这个人惊讶得大叫道：“10美元!我知道你拔一只牙是只收2美元，为什么任意涨价呀?”

牙医说：“没错，可是你的儿子喊叫得那么凶，把另外四个病人都吓跑了嘛!”

英语对话笑话集带翻译篇二

Honesty 诚实

A man went to an insurance office to have his life insured. The manager of the office asked him how old his parents were when they died.

"Mother had a bad heart and died at the age of thirty. Father died of tuberculosis1 when he was thirty-five."

"I am very sorry," said the manager, "We cannot insure your life as your parents were not healthy."

As the man was leaving the office, depressed2, he met a clerk who had overheard the conversation.

"You must not be so frank and tell the truth," said the clerk, "no office will insure yoy if you speak like that. Use your imagination a little."

The man went to another office and was shown into the manager's room.

"Well, young man, how old were your parents when they died ? "

"Mother was ninety-three, and she died from a fall off her bicycle. Father was ninety-eight and he died while he was playing football."

一位男子去一家保险公司给自己投人寿保险。保险公司经理问他，他父母去世时他们是多大岁数。

“母亲心脏不好，30 岁过世的。父亲死于肺结核，其时35 岁。”

“我非常抱歉，”经理说，“ 我们不能给你办人寿保险，因为你父母身体不健康。”

正当此人沮丧地离开保险公司时，他遇上了一位办事员，此人无意中听到了经理和他的谈话。

“你不应该如此坦率地讲真话，”那位办事员说，“ 如果照你那样讲，没有一家公司会给你办人寿保险。发挥一点你的想象力吧!”

这位男子去到另一家保险公司，被带进了经理室。

“嗯，年轻人，你父母去世时他们多大岁数?”

“母亲93岁，她是从自行车上摔下来去世的。父亲98 岁，他是在踢足球时去世的。”

英语对话笑话集带翻译篇三

The gambler 赌徒

A gambler1 carried $1000 from home and went to casino. A few hours later, he came back. His wife asked him immediately: "Does that big note give birth to some children?"

"Yes, yes," the gambler took out two ten-dollar notes and said in a weeping toe, "unfortunately their mother died".

有个赌徒从家里拿了1千美金去赌博。几小时后，他回来了。妻子忙迎上前问：“那张大票子生孩子没有?”

“生了，生了!”赌徒从衣袋里掏出两张10美元的钞票，哭丧着脸说，“不幸的是，他们的母亲去世了。”

英语对话笑话集带翻译篇四

Shade in the street 大街上的阴凉处

It was1 a very hot day in the middle of summer, and there no trees along2 the street.

Mr Smith closed3 his shop at half past five, went out into the street and walked to the bus. He was very fat. The sun shone4 straight5 down the street and in a few6 minutes Mr Smith felt very hot.

A small boy came7 out of another shop in the street, and went after Mr Smith. He stayed very near him all the time. And he kicked8 Mr Smith's shoes a few times. Mr Smith looked at him angrily each time.

After the fourth9 time. Mr smith stopped, turned and said10 to the small boy, "What are you doing here? Stop going11 after me like that! You're going to hurt my feet."

"I'm sorry, but don't stop me, please!" the small boy said. "It is very hot today, and there isn't any shade12 anywhere13 else in the street!"

这是夏季一个非常炎热的一天，大街两边没有一棵树。

史密斯先生下午五点半就将商店关闭，来到大街上，向公共汽车走去。史密斯很胖，太阳火辣辣地照在大街上，不一会儿他就感到太热了。

一个小男孩从大街上另一家商店里出来，走在史密斯先生后面。这个小男孩一直紧跟着他，踢了史密斯先生的鞋子好几次。每次，史密斯都很愤怒地