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关于短篇英语笑话：Going To The Toilet

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:

"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss."

The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."

And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "

关于短篇英语笑话：Whiskey Lesson

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about

painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded

confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

关于短篇英语笑话：Funny Faces

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms.

Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a

child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would

stay like that."

Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't

warned."

关于短篇英语笑话：Too Young

This 40 year old guy is driving home from work and he pulls into his driveway, walked up to his apartment, and then sees his girlfriend with her bag packed up. He says, "Honey, why are you leaving me"

she say, " cus I hear you're a pedifile!"

He responds, "Pedifile?... Thats a pretty big word for a 10 year old, don't you think?"

关于短篇英语笑话：Playing rough

A little boy was playing rough with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, I know you love Spot, but you're loving him too much.

How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"

The boy stopped and thought a moment and then said, "I guess I'd feel like it was my birthday and Aunt Agnes was here!"