比赛用的英语笑话带翻译

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比赛用的英语笑话带翻译：为什么不拿回来

One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter,

有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,

the son took the letter ,

儿子已经拿着信跑了

the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.

父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。

After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"

儿子回来后,父亲问他:“你把信丢进邮筒了吗?”

"Certainly"“当然”

"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"

“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”

"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."

“我当然看见信封上什么也没写”

"Then why you didn't take it back?"

“那你为什么不拿回来呢?”

"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee,“

我还以为你不写地址和收信人,

is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"

是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!”

比赛用的英语笑话带翻译：这钟准吗?

Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.

丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。

Everyday, thousands of people passed his door,

每天都有数千人经过他的门口，

and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"

而且许多人都会停下来问他:“请问现在几点?”

After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more.

几个月后，丹想:“我不想再回答这些蠢人提出的问题了，

I'm going to buy a big clock

我要去买一只大钟，

and put it upon the wall here."

把它挂在这儿的墙上。

Then he did so.

于是他买了一只钟，把它挂在了墙上。

“Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily.“

现在人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。”他高兴地想。

But after that, a lot of people stopped,

可是打那以后，每天仍有许多人停下来，

looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?”