小学四年级英语小笑话大全

笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。小编整理了小学四年级英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

小学四年级英语小笑话篇一

It is almost impossible to get my husband up in the morning. While we were visiting his parents one weekend, I asked my mother一in一law how she had handled this problem over the years. "Marbles!” she stated emphatically. "I always kept a package of marbles in the freezer.”

想在早晨叫我丈夫起床，这简直是一件不太可能的事。一个周末我们去看望他的父母。我问婆婆在过去的那些年里她是怎么解决这个问题的。“玻璃弹子!”她加强语气地说，“我总是准备一包弹子放在冰箱里。”

"Marbles ? In the freezer?" I questioned, not catching on.

“弹子?放在冰箱里?”我不解地问。

My husband looked up from his newspaper and asked，"Have you ever had a cupful of frozen marbles rolled into your bed?"

我丈夫停止看报，问我:“你有没有过这种经历，人家把一杯冰冻的弹子滚进你被窝里?”

小学四年级英语小笑话篇二

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue一tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see，if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole，” replied Peter.

一天，老师问彼德:“四减四等于几?”彼德张口结舌答不上来。老师生气地说:“真笨!你想，如果我放四个硬币在你的口袋里，但你的口袋里有个窟窿，结果四个硬币都漏掉了。那么，你的口袋里还有什么?”“窟窿。”彼德答道。

小学四年级英语小笑话篇三

A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the keys.” The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn’t heard him clearly, so he repealed. "Give me the keys.” The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.

我的一位朋友在给一个成人学生班级上英语课。他们都是新近来美国生活的。在一张桌子上摆了许多日常用品之后，他请全班同学给他挑出尺子、书本、钢笔等。课程进行得井然有序，学生们对自己所做的似乎很感兴趣，也很认真。后来轮到一名来自意大利的学生，我的朋友说:“给我钥匙。”那人看起来非常吃惊，也有点手足无措。看到这种情况，我的朋友想是他没有听清楚，于是又重复了一遍:“给我钥匙。’，那位意大利学生耸了耸肩。接着，他伸出胳膊接住老师的脖子在双颊上亲了两下。

小学四年级英语小笑话篇四

Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up…what about you、Terry? You haven't got your hand up，don’t you want to go to Heaven?

星期日学校的教员:想去天堂的人举起手来，把手举起来……你呢，哈里?你还没举手呢，你不想去天堂吗?

Terry: I can’t. My Mum told me to go straight home.

哈里:我去不了，因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。