有关最短的英语笑话欣赏

笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。小编整理了有关最短的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

有关最短的英语笑话篇一

The couple next door gave birth to a black boy.

隔壁的夫妇生了一个黑人小孩。

Little Henry told his mother close by, "It must be why the couple smoke. They not only blacken themselves but also the baby."

小亨利就在旁边对他的妈妈说：“一定是他们夫妇抽烟的原因。他们不仅熏黑了自己，还熏黑了宝宝。”

有关最短的英语笑话篇二

A boy followed his father to enter the garage with the cars fully parked.

男孩跟着父亲走进停满小轿车的车库。

He said to his father, "Papa, it must be an auto kindergarten here?"

他对父亲说：“爸爸，这里一定是汽车幼儿园吧?”

有关最短的英语笑话篇三

"Brother, what's the zoo, can you tell me?"

“哥哥，你能告诉我什么是动物园吗?”

"The zoo is a place where there are animals but the hunting is prohibited."

“动物园就是有动物，但又禁止打猎的地方。”

有关最短的英语笑话篇四

Son:"Why are the hen's legs so short?"

儿子：“为什么母鸡的腿那么短?”

Dad:"You are a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?"

父亲：“你真笨。如果母鸡的腿很长，它们下蛋时，鸡蛋不就都摔破了吗?”

有关最短的英语笑话篇五

Q:What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

冰山和衣刷之间有什么区别?

A:One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

一个 撞 船 一个 刷 大衣!(单词的拼写造成的JOKE)