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关于儿童英语笑话：Talking on the Telephone

Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.

"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?" he began.

The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him.

He is listening though."Just then a little boy piped up and asked, "What's his number?"

关于儿童英语笑话：Thirteen States

"Johnny, name the fifty states," instructed the teacher. "I can't, teacher" "Why, when I was your age I could name all the states," She scolded. "Yeah, but then there were only thirteen," answered Johnny.

关于儿童英语笑话：Reason

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down(砍下) his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

Blonde: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

关于儿童英语笑话：Drink like a fish

A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.

All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.

The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to ignore her but, finally it was too much for him.

He asked her, "Why are you staring at me.?"

Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet for her response.

The little girl said, "My Daddy said you drink like a fish and I don't want to miss it!"

关于儿童英语笑话：What's puberty

One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionary, after which they could talk about it.

A few minutes later, Peggy returned. Her mother asked what the dictionary had said. "Puberty means," announced Peggy, "the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children."

"What do you think of that?" my wife asked.

"I'm not sure," Peggy relied. "I've always been able to bear children. It's adults I can't bear".