初二简单英语小笑话阅读

笑话是民族文化及社会生活中不可缺少的一环,无论是哪个国家，哪个民族都有属于自己的笑话。小编整理了初二简单英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

初二简单英语小笑话篇一

The Looney Bin

疯人院

Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Anotherone said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice fromanother room shouted, "I did not!"

一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿破仑!”另一个说：“你怎么知道?”第一个人说：“上帝对我说的!”一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：“我没说!”

初二简单英语小笑话篇二

The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them tocount fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important. Thenext day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lipsmoving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Yourcoat is on fire, sir!

老师为了让学生记住先思考后发言，告诉他们在说出重要事情之前先数到50，如果是特别重要的事情，要先数到100。 第二天，当老师背靠着火炉讲课时，发现好几个学生的嘴唇在很快地不停地动。突然，全班学生一起喊道：“九十八，九十九，一百。老师，您的大衣着火了!”

初二简单英语小笑话篇三

I Could Do It Slower

我可以干得慢一些

Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?

病人：拔一颗牙收费多少?

Dentist: Fifty dollars.

牙医：50美元。

Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?

病人：只几分钟的活儿就要50美元?

Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

牙医：好的，如果你喜欢的话，我可以干得慢一些。