英语轻松幽默故事
在繁忙的生活中，也要偶尔放松自己的心情。下面小编为大家带来英语轻松幽默故事，欢迎大家阅读!
轻松幽默故事：强悍的老师
A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
我有一位作教师的朋友弄伤了他的背，因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。
On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he was assigned to teach the most undisciplined class.
开学的第一天，他的身上还穿着石膏罩。他被分派教最不守纪律的班级。
Stepping confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible.
他很自信的步入乱哄哄的教室，把窗子尽可能大的打开。
Just then, a strong breeze made his tie flap.
就在这时，一阵强风把他的领带吹得飘起来。
Trying to fix the tie , he took a blackboard eraser and hammered a large tack through his tie into his chest.
为了固定领带，他拿起黑板擦把一个大头钉透过领带砸入他的胸膛。那学期在他的课上，没有不守纪律的。
轻松幽默故事：优秀象棋手
A man went to visit his friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.
一男士去拜访一位朋友，令他惊讶的是，他朋友竟然在和他的狗下象棋。
He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!"
他惊讶地看了会棋局，“我几乎无法相信自己的眼睛!”
He explained, "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen!"
他叫道，“这是我见过的最聪明的狗了。”
"No, he's not so smart." The friend replied,"I've beat him three games out of five"
“不，他没那么聪明，”朋友回答说：“五盘里面我赢了三盘。”
轻松幽默故事：三个有名的外科医生
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.
三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。
"A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."
“一个人断了一只手，他来找我，”一个说，“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。”
"That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
“这算不了什么，”另一个说。“一个家伙两条腿断了，他来找我，我将它们接了回去。如今，那人是马拉松选手。”
"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident.
“我比你们两个都强，”第三个说，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的车祸。
There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."
除了一个马屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都没有留下。如今，那人坐在美国参议院里。”