关于对话式的英语笑话
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关于对话式的英语笑话篇1
Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee
Waitress : Is it enough Sir?
Customer : What? Do you think I can't buy more?
Submitted by Safnil (Bengkulu University Indonesia)
关于对话式的英语笑话篇2
"You look very funny wearing that belt."
"I would look even funnier if I didn't wear it."
关于对话式的英语笑话篇3
"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."
关于对话式的英语笑话篇4
Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
Student: Well...yes and no.
关于对话式的英语笑话篇5
"Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
"No, I'm sorry I don't."
"Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."
关于对话式的英语笑话篇6
Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.
Submitted by Fred G. Stone
关于对话式的英语笑话篇7
The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...
Submitted by: Mouhssin