初中一年级英语小笑话

民间笑话故事像神话小说等民间文学一样，是广大劳动人民在长期的生产劳动和与自然界作斗争的过程中，以口头形式创作和传承的文学体裁。小编整理了初中一年级英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

初中一年级英语小笑话篇一

"Dad，will you help me with my homework?"

“爸爸，你可以帮我做作业吗?’’

"I'm sorry,"replied the father. "It wouldn't be right.“

“对不起，”爸爸答道:“帮你做不对。”

"Well,"said the boy，"at least you could try.”

“可是，”孩子说，“你至少可以试试。”

初中一年级英语小笑话篇二

"This house,"said the real-estate salesman，”has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest,I'm going to tell you about the disadvantages—there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."

“这座房子，”房产商说道:“既有优点，也有缺点。为了证明我的坦诚，我想告诉您它的缺点——在南边一个街区的地方有个化工厂，在北边一个街区的地方有个屠宰厂。”

" What are the advantages?"inquired the prospective buyer.

“那么它的优点是什么呢?"买主问。

"The good thing about it，"said the agent，"is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."

“这好处吗?"房产商说:“是你随时可以测定风向。”

初中一年级英语小笑话篇三

The assistant curator of the museum came to the head curator with a couple of problems.”Sir, the mummy is damp and getting moldy, and the white mouse in the maze exhibit has developed dry skin.”

博物馆馆长助理找到馆长反映了一个问题:“先生，木乃伊现已受潮开始发霉了，但在迷宫中展览的小白鼠的皮肤变得越来越干澡。”

The head, curator thought a minute，then advised, "Put your mummy where your mouse is.”

馆长听后，想了一会儿，说:“把木乃伊放到白鼠那儿去吧。”

初中一年级英语小笑话篇四

"The White House is proposing we collaborate with Russia to build a new space station，"says Jay Leno. "Know what that means? We're going to wind up with a space station that has a$30-million toilet-and no toilet paper.”

白宫方面建议同俄国共同建立一个新的空间站，杰·李诺说:“你们知道这是个什么概念吗?我们将建立的太空站，光厕所就得花3000万美元，但不提供手纸。”