搞笑幽默英语笑话附翻译

2016-12-02

搞笑幽默英语笑话1:

Little Steve has a pet rabbit，Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunny by the ears. From time to time he gives the poor rabbit an angry shake and says:“how much is two plus two?”

小史蒂夫有一只宠物兔子，名叫本尼。他每天放学后都跟兔子玩。一天，他妈妈看见他抓着兔子的耳朵，不时地摇着那只可怜的兔子愤怒地说:“二加二等于几?”

"Steve，”says his mother，"Why do you treat your poor little Bunny that ways”

“史蒂夫，”他妈妈说，“你为什么那样对待可怜的小本尼?”

"Well，"explains Steve angrily，"Our teacher says that rabbits multiply very quickly，but this dummy can't even add.”

“哼，”史蒂夫气愤地解释道:“我们老师说兔子算乘法很快，但这个笨蛋连加法都不会。”

【注】multiply可表示“乘法”，也可表示“繁殖”。史蒂夫的老师的意思是后者。

搞笑幽默英语笑话2:

Tom and his classmate，Jerry，are talking about the sun and the moon. Jerry asks，"Which of them is more useful?”

汤姆和他的同学杰瑞正在讨论太阳和月亮的话题。杰瑞问:“它们中哪一个更有用?”

Tom replied，"Of course，the moon is. The moon is in the sky when it is dark，but the sun is in the sky in the daytime when nobody needs it.”

汤姆回答道:“当然是月亮。月亮在天黑的时候挂在天空。可是太阳是在白天谁也不需要它的时候出现在天空。”

搞笑幽默英语笑话3:

After the first day of the school, a first-grade student was asked by his father，"What does your new teacher look like”

有一个一年级的学生一天放学回家，爸爸问他:“你的新老师长的什么样?”

"Just like my kindergarten teacher,”the child answered，"Only with a different head.”

“跟我的幼儿园老师一样，”孩子回答:“只是头不一样。”

搞笑幽默英语笑话4:

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they wouldn't have to stand on their toes all the time.

看完芭蕾舞表演，幼儿园的老师在回家的路上问她班里的孩子们感觉怎么样。班里最小的一个女孩说，她希望演员们个子再高点就好了，这样就不用蹈着脚跳了。