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有关于英文笑话小故事:你应该上电视
You should be on TV
Boyfriend: How is my guitar skill?
Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boyfriend: Am I so good?
Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can at least switch it off.
有关于英文笑话小故事:和父亲同岁
How old is your dad
Teacher: How old is your dad?
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.
有关于英文笑话小故事:给我打辆出租车
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
有关于英文笑话小故事:只有斑点Just spots
Patient: I think I'm spending too long on the computer, I'm starting to get spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Have you seen an optician?
Patient: No, just spots.
有关于英文笑话小故事:没电No electricity
Mike: Mum, I want to watch TV.
Mum: There is no electricity tonight.
Mike: Then let's watch TV with a candle on.