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经典的搞笑英语对话篇1

after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

做完生意回来后，提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。

“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.

“那些香水怎么卖啊?”他问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。

“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

“看起来好像有点贵哦!”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。

“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.

“还是贵了点。”提姆抱怨道。

growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

售货员开始有点恼火了，就给提姆一瓶很小的香水，价值15美元。

“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”

“我的意思是，”提姆说，“我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。”

the clerk handed him a mirror.

售货员听了后，递给了提姆一面镜子。

经典的搞笑英语对话篇2

father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?

父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?

jack: yes, dad. but i've saved you a meal, haven' i?

杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是?

经典的搞笑英语对话篇3

Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.

But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.

Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television!

艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。

恐怕我们还买不起，妈妈叹息着说。

可第二天当艾莫斯回来时，他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的录像机。

你究竟是哪儿来的钱买这东西?妈妈大吃一惊，喘着气说。

妈妈，这简单， 艾曼斯回答。我把电视机给卖了!

经典的搞笑英语对话篇4

Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?

Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?

Reggie: That's what I want to find out.

里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?

罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗?

里基：这正是我想要查明的。