初二下册英语小笑话阅读

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初二下册英语小笑话：传教士买鹦鹉

A preacher is buying a parrot

一个传教士在买鹦鹉

"Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.

“你确信它不会尖叫，大叫或诅咒别人吗?”传教士问。

"Oh, absolutely. Its a religious parrot." the storekeeper assures him.

“哦，绝对不会。它是一只虔诚的鹦鹉。”店主保证说。

"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lordsprayer, and when you pull on the left, he recites the 23rd Psalm."

“你看见它腿上的这些细绳了吗?当你拉动右面的这根，它会背诵天主经，当你拉动左面的那根，它会背诵赞美诗”

"Wonderful!" says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?

“太棒了!”传教士说，“但是如果我同时拉动两条绳子，会发生什么呢?”

"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.

“我会从树干上掉下去的，你这个笨蛋!”鹦鹉尖声说道。

初二下册英语小笑话：Friend for Dinner

请朋友吃饭

Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”

What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!

“什么?你疯了吗?我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”

I know all that.

“这些我全都知道。”

Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

“那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭?”

Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.

“因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”

初二下册英语小笑话：Rope or Ox?

绳子还是公牛?

The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered," Iam out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirtyrope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home."

在监狱里，一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关进来。新来的犯人回答说：“我想我真是倒霉。几天前我在街上走的时候，看到一根脏绳子，以为没人要了，便捡起来带了回家。”

"But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home."

“但是，捡一根绳子带回家并不犯法啊!”

"I told you I had bad luck, didn't I?" the man sighed, "The trouble is that I didn't notice therewas an ox at the other end of that rope."

“我告诉过你我倒霉了吧?”那个人叹了口气，“麻烦的就是我没有注意到绳子的那一头还有一头公牛。”