简单英文脑筋急转弯分享

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英语脑筋急转弯

Questions:

1.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in

the woman's disguise

小偷怎么识别出装扮成女人的便衣警察

2.Which month has 28 days

哪个月有28天

3.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of,

too

什么东西人人都想拥有却又都想甩掉

Keys:

1.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window.

因为他路过一家化妆品商店却看都不看橱窗里的东西.

2. Every month has at least 28 days.

每个月都至少有28天.

3.One's appetite.

人的胃口.

Notes:

1.pick-pocket n.扒钱包的人,小偷plain-clothes adj.便衣的

disguise/dis>gaiz/ n.伪装

3.get rid of one's appetite满足胃口,吃饱喝足

英语绕口令

1. A big black bear sat on a big black bug.

2. A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.

3. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!

4. A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.

5. A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!

6. Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.

7. Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.

8. Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.

9. Black background, brown background.

10. Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.

英语笑话故事：Playing Octopus

This guy walks into a bar near a concert hall with an octopus under his arm and says, "I'll bet any of you that my octopus can play any instrument that you give him."

Two guys bet fifty dollars each that the octopus can't play their instruments.

The first guy hands over his French horn and the octopus starts to play it.

The second guy hands over his tuba and sure enough the octopus starts to play it.

The bartender then walks into the back room and comes back five minutes later with a set ofbagpipes and bets all the money in the drawer that the octopus wouldn't be able to play it. He hands over the bagpipes to the octopus and waits.

After about a minute of watching the octopus run its tentacles over the bagpipe the owner of the octopus says, "Come on now! Play it!"

The octopus replies, "What do you mean play it?! If I can figure out how to get the plaidpajamas off of it, I'm gonna screw it!"