2016爆笑英语短笑话大全

笑话的特点是:结构简单紧凑,形式短小精悍,主題单纯专一,语言风趣含蓄,风格诙谐幽默。下面是小编带来的2016爆笑英语短笑话，欢迎阅读!

2016爆笑英语短笑话篇一

A:Doom and gloom,gloom and doom,all you write is doom and gloom

A:失望不快、失望不快，都是失望不快。

A:Just once why can’t you write about gloom and joy?

A:为什么不写愉快不快呢?

B:Because they don’t rhyme

B:因为这样比较押韵。

2016爆笑英语短笑话篇二

The milkman: "Johnny, you go to the morning milk with water?"

The new workers: "are you personally ordered me to the milk with water."

The milkman: "yes, I say to you is, should be the first irrigation, then go with milk. In this way, we can answer the customer, we never to examine oneself, feeling no shame, the milk with water."

【中文翻译】

牛奶商：“约翰尼，早上你往牛奶里掺水了?”

新工人：“是您亲口吩咐我往牛奶里掺水的呀。”

牛奶商：“对呀，我对你说的是，应当先灌水，然后再往里掺牛奶。这样，我们就可以问心无愧地回答顾客，我们从来不往牛奶里掺水。”

2016爆笑英语短笑话篇三

A:How ‘bout we try my new “snuff ball” pitch?

A:试试我新的必杀球怎么样?

B: What’s that?

B:怎么做的?

A: First, I remove “a pinch” from between my cheek and my gums…

A:首先，先把球放在我的脸颊和牙齿中间······ ······

B: That’s enough, I don’t wanna hear the rest

B:够了，饿哦不想听后面的了。

2016爆笑英语短笑话篇四

Mother asks her son, "Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candies do you have?"

"Ten." Jim says.

"Then," Mother asks.

"Yes, Mum. Four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn't it right?"

妈妈问儿子：“吉姆， 如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖?”

“10块。”吉姆说。

“10块?”妈妈问。

“是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗?”

2016爆笑英语短笑话篇五

A: I hear smokeless tobacco has been banned

A:我听说无烟烟草已经被禁止了。

B:Great!That’ll really helped clumsy

B:太好了!正好帮助了那些笨人。

A:How is that?

A:怎么说?

B:He can’t chew and play at the same time, anyway.

B:无论如何，他总算不能一边吸一边玩了。