关于圣诞的好笑的英语笑话
每当圣诞的灯光点亮,圣诞月的大幕就徐徐拉开,圣诞作为来源于西方社会的重要节日,当然要数在欧洲国家才有原汁原味。小编精心收集了关于圣诞的好笑的英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!
关于圣诞的好笑的英语笑话篇一
The thief and the judge
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
法官与小偷
那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉?”他问。
“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。
“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早?”
在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。
关于圣诞的好笑的英语笑话篇二
Jesus's Telly
A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.
"But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother.
"Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.
耶稣的电视机
圣诞节时孩子要了纸和蜡笔，想画一张耶稣诞生像。最后这件艺术品被陈列出来供父母鉴赏。
他们对耶稣诞生后睡的马槽，牧羊人，耶稣及其家庭都逐一表示赞赏。
“可是那个角落里是什么?”妈妈问。
“噢，那是他们的电视机，”孩子回答说。
关于圣诞的好笑的英语笑话篇三
What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么?
答案：锄地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。)
关于圣诞的好笑的英语笑话篇四
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?
Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯，门还未开前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会将它捡起?
答案：当然是圣诞老人啦!为什么?因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。
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what do sheep say to each other at christmastime?
绵羊在圣诞节会对其它同伴说什么?
merry christmas to ewe(发音同you)!
母羊圣诞节快乐。(祝你圣诞节快乐)
what's the best thing to put into christmas dinner?
把什么放进圣诞大餐上最好。
your teeth!
你的牙齿。
why should christmas dinner always be well done?
为什么圣诞节都要吃大餐?
so you can say "merry crispness"!
因为你就可以说“吃得快乐”
knock knock.
咚咚咚。
who's there?
谁呀
mary.
玛丽
mary who?
哪个mary?
mary christmas!
mary christmas(圣诞节快乐)