初中经典英语笑话故事阅读

民间笑话故事像神话小说等民间文学一样，是广大劳动人民在长期的生产劳动和与自然界作斗争的过程中，以口头形式创作和传承的文学体裁。小编整理了初中经典英语笑话故事，欢迎阅读!

初中经典英语笑话故事篇一

按规定办

One day I retrieved an“Attempt to Deliver Package"slip from my mail box. The letter carrier had just left，so I caught up to him and asked for the parcel.

有一天，我从信箱里取出一个纸条，上面写着:“试投包裹单。”邮递员已经走了，但我还是追上了他，向他要包裹。

"I didn't bring it，"he replied. "I just brought along the slip."

“我没带来，”他说，“我只是给你捎了个单子.”

"You're supposed to try to deliver the package. "I said."Please bring it tomorrow.“

“你应该负责送包裹吧，”我说:“那你明天带我把它带来吧。"

“可以”他告诉我，“但是你得在上午九点之前给邮局打个电话，再提醒一下这事.”

"Okay，”he told me，"but first make sure that you call the post office before 9 a. m..”

“我现丰就去打。”

"I'll phone them right now.”

“现在可不行。”他说。

"You can't，"he said.

“为什么?”

" Why not?"

“因为,你打电话找的是我，而我现在不在邮局.”

"Because you have to talk to me，and I'm not there."

初中经典英语笑话故事篇二

责怪

As I sat with my pet in the veterinarian's waiting room，a woman and her old English sheepdog emerged from one of the examining rooms. The dog sat obediently while the woman asked for her bill. When told it was$80, she looked down at the dog and said，"Did you hear that? Get a job."

我带着小狗等在兽医的侯诊室里，一位妇女和她的英国种牧羊狗从诊室里走出来。当主人在问诊费时，小构乖乖地坐在一边。当主人被告知诊资是80元时，那妇女低头