让人笑到爆的短小经典冷笑话

2017-03-08

让人笑到爆的短小经典冷笑话篇一

Good Points and Bad Points 优缺点

"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."

“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点：往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”

"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.

“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。

"The good thing about it," said the agent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."

“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

让人笑到爆的短小经典冷笑话篇二

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both!FLATTERED?

Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.

漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面!被恭维了?

少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。

让人笑到爆的短小经典冷笑话篇三

Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

你的英语发音很标准?读下去：woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, 测试结果：你是一条好狗。现在可以停下别叫了。

让人笑到爆的短小经典冷笑话篇四

If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money... wait for your salary.

如果你感到孤独，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要拥抱，我做你的枕头。如果你想要快乐，我做你的微笑。如果你想要钱……等着发工资吧!

让人笑到爆的短小经典冷笑话篇五

小心我会宰了你

If u hide, I'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I'll search 4 you. If u'll leave, I'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I'll fight 4 u.

如果你躲起来，我会去找你。如果你不见了，我会寻觅你。如果你离开了，我会等你。如果日子会把你带走，我会为你战斗。

But, if u stop sending msgs, I'll kill you.

但是，如果你停止发短信息，我会宰了你。

让人笑到爆的短小经典冷笑话篇六

Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...

每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……

Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友?

让人笑到爆的短小经典冷笑话篇七

上帝曾经答应我

Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.

有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。

Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".

然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”