最经典幽默英语笑话大全

笑话是幽默的一个属概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑话是民族特有幽默的一种形式。小编整理了最经典幽默英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

最经典幽默英语笑话篇一

Who Is the Laziest 谁最懒

Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒?

Tom: I don't know, father.

汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

父亲：啊，不对，你知道!想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课?

Tom: Our teacher, father.

汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。

最经典幽默英语笑话篇二

称职

" What makes you think you're qualified to be a nightwatchmah?"asked the personnel director.

一位人事经理问一位求职者:“你怎么就觉得你能胜任值夜班的工作呢?”

"Well;,for one thing,"replied the job applicant, "I'm a real light sleeper.”

求职者说:“噢，有一点我敢肯定，我睡觉很径。”

最经典幽默英语笑话篇三

One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.

有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。

After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"

儿子回来后,父亲问他:"你把信丢进邮筒了吗?"

"Certainly"

"当然"

"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"

"你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?"

"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."

"我当然看见信封上什么也没写"

"Then why you didn't take it back?"

"那你为什么不拿回来呢?"

"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"

"我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!"