有趣的动物英语故事阅读
随着中国新课程改革的步伐,中国英语基础教育不断发展,教学方法不断创新。故事英语教学法便是一种新创英语教学法。下面是小编带来的有趣的动物英语故事阅读，欢迎阅读!
有趣的动物英语故事阅读篇一
Golfing with cows
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
一个男人摇摇晃晃地走进了急诊室，两个眼睛是青的，脖子上有明显的五指印。
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
医生问他发生了什么。“额，是这样的，”这个人说。“我和我老婆来了几局高尔夫，她把球打到一个牛群里。”
"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
“我们去找这个球，我四下搜索，发现一头牛的屁股后面有个白色的东西。”
"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
“我走过去，举起了它的尾巴想看清楚，我老婆的球就卡在牛的屁股中间。然后我犯了一个错误。”
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
“你干嘛了?”医生问。
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
“额，我举起了牛的尾巴，对我老婆喊道，'这个好像是你的!'”
有趣的动物英语故事阅读篇二
Hen House
The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.
在一个小小的爱尔兰村庄中，牧师非常地喜爱鸡舍中的小鸡。鸡舍位于教区后面，里面有一只公鸡，十只母鸡。
One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and the priest suspected that it was because cock fights were being held in the village. So he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.
然而，公鸡在一个星期六的晚上不见了，牧师怀疑可能是因为村里举办了斗鸡比赛。他谋划在第二天早晨去教堂做些事情。
At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up.
当着大家的面，他问道：“谁有一只公鸡吗?”所有的男人都站了起来。
"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up.
“不是的，”他说，“我不是那个意思，有谁见到过一只公鸡吗?”所有的女人都站了起来。
"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up.
“不是的!”他说，“我不是那个意思。有谁见过一只不属于自己的公鸡吗?”半数的女人站了起来。
"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?" All the altar boys stood up.
“不是的。”他说，“我也不是那个意思。有谁见过我的公鸡吗?”所有的侍者男孩都站了起来。
有趣的动物英语故事阅读篇三
如何清洗一只猫
toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
仔细地打扫卫生间。在马桶中加入适量的洗发乳，打开盖子。带猫去卫生间的时候，小心地安慰它。
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
麻溜地把猫丢进马桶，盖上盖子(你可能需要站在盖子上，以防它逃脱)。
CAUTION!!!!!
一定要小心!!!!
Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
不要太靠近边缘，它的爪子可能会伸出来抓住任何可以抓住的东西。
Flush the toilet three or four times.
冲洗马桶三到四次。
Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
让其他的某人打开出去的门，确保马桶和外门间没有人。
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
站得离马桶尽量远一点，快速地打开盖子。洗干净的猫会从马桶里发射出来并跑出去，然后会去某个地方擦干自己。
Sincerely,
真诚的，
The DOG
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