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笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。本文是大学经典英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助!
大学经典英语笑话：一个鸡蛋
An egg cup of tea to the tea, the results it becomes boiled eggs; have an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes egg; have a go with eggs in Shandong, the results become Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg on the homeless, it becomes a wild eggs; there an egg accidentally fell on the road for a cross fell to the ground, turned into a missile; have an egg go to the family yard, and the results into the atomic bomb; have an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg on the sick, the results become bad; have an egg married, turned into a jerk; have an egg go to the river swim, the results become a nuclear bomb; have an egg go to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; have an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is a Peking Opera Blues; have an egg is the mother , the length of the ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur egg; have an egg is male, his wife and the other eggs out adultery, and he became a son of a bitch ... ...
一个鸡蛋去茶馆喝茶，结果它变成了茶叶蛋;有一个鸡蛋跑去松花江游泳，结果它变成了松花蛋;有一有个鸡蛋跑到了山东，结果变成了鲁(卤)蛋;有一个鸡蛋无家可归，结果它变成了野鸡蛋;有一个鸡蛋在路上不小心摔了一交，倒在地上，结果变成了导弹;有一 个鸡蛋跑到人家院子里去了，结果变成了原子弹;有一个鸡蛋跑到青藏高原，结果变成了氢弹;有一个鸡蛋生病了，结果变成了坏蛋;有一个鸡蛋嫁人了，结果变成了混蛋;有一个鸡蛋跑到河里游泳，结果变成了核弹;有一个鸡蛋跑到花丛中去了，结果变成了花旦;有一个 鸡蛋骑着一匹马，拿着一把刀，原来他是刀马旦;有一个鸡蛋是母的，长的很丑，结果就变成了恐龙蛋;有一个鸡蛋是公的，他老婆在外面和别的鸡蛋通奸，结果他变成了王八蛋……
大学经典英语笑话：邮递员
A man walked into a doctor's examining room
一个人走进一家诊所。
A:Put out your tongue.
伸出你的舌头。
B:OK.
好的。
Then he put out his tongue and the doctor looked at it quickly.
于是他伸出舌头，医生很快地