英语中的脑筋急转弯选集

会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人，所以我们要多亲近一些段子手。以下是小编为大家准备的英语中的脑筋急转弯，希望大家都能成为开心的人!

英语脑筋急转弯

1.Iron will rust if put in the open. Then what if gold

is put there

铁放在外面会生锈,那么金子呢

2.What is a pimple

什么是青春美丽豆

3.Do planes of this make crash very often

这种牌子的飞机经常坠毁吗

Keys:

1.It'll be taken away.

会被人拿走.

2.It's a dimple going the other way.

是方向长错了的酒窝.

3.No,only once.

不,只会坠毁一次.

Notes:

1.rust/r)st/v.生锈

2.pimple />pimpl/n 丘疹,脓疱

dimple/>dimpl/n.酒窝,笑窝

3.make n.牌子,产品

crash/>kr$M/v.坠毁,撞毁

英语绕口令

1 Sam’s shop stocks short spotted socks.

2 Sarah sitting in her sitting room, all she does is sits and shifts, all she does is sits and shifts.

3 Say this sharply, say this sweetly, Say this shortly, say this softly. Say this sixteen times in succession.

4 Selfish shellfish.

5 She said she should sit.

6 She sees cheese.

7 She sells seashells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

8 She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.

9 Sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack. Sheep should sleep in a shed.

10 Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.

11 Shredded Swiss cheese.

12 Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

13 Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.

14 Silly sheep weep and sleep.

英语笑话故事：Meet My Mistress

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.