关于简短的幽默英语故事

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关于简短的幽默英语故事：Selling a Ladder

卖梯子

There was a big garden near old Mr. Jones house, and it had a lot of fruit trees in it. One day he saw some beautiful apples on one of them. He went home and get a ladder, put it against the high wall of the garden and climbed up. Then he pulled the ladder up, put it down on the other side, and climbed down into the garden. Just then a gardener cam e round a corner and saw him.

老琼斯先生家附近有一座大花园，里面长了很多果树。一天，他看到有棵树上结了一些鲜艳苹果。他回家拿了一架梯子，把它倚靠在花园的高墙上，爬了上去。然后，他把梯子拿起来放在墙的另一边，顺着梯子下去进了花园。就在这时，园丁从角落里走了过来，看到了他。

"What are you doing here?" he shouted.

“你在这里做什么呢?”他喊道。

Mr. Jones thought quickly and then said, "I'm selling my ladder."

琼斯先生脑子一转，说道：“我在卖梯子。”

"Selling your ladder? In somebody else's garden? Do you think I believe such a stupid story?" said the gardener and came towards Mr. Jones with a stick.

“卖梯子?在别人的花园里?你以为我会相信你现编乱造?”说着，园丁就拿着棍子朝他走去。

"It is my ladder," said Mr. Jones,"and I can sell it where I like. You needn't buy if you don't want to." And he took his ladder and climbed over the wall again.

“这是我的梯子!”琼斯先生说，“我愿意在哪里卖就在哪里卖。如果你不愿意，就不必买啊!”他带着梯子，又爬过墙走了。

关于简短的幽默英语故事：Why Not Stay in the Hole

怎么不呆在洞里呢

An old cattleman rode into a clearing and saw an enraged bull about to charge a cowboy whohad become separated from his horse. Head down and nostrils flared, the bull charged. Thecowboy dived into a convenient recess in the ground, and the bull plunged across the hole.The cowboy leaped out, and on came the bull again, madder than ever. Back into the holedropped the cowboy. The cattleman watched this happen half a dozen times, then yelled, "Whydon't you just stay in the hole?" Leaping out again, the cowboy shouted, "There's a bear in thathole."

一个年老的放牛人骑马来到一块开阔地，看到一头发怒的公牛正要朝一个已经从马上掉下的牛仔撞去。那头公牛低着头，张着鼻孔，冲了过去。牛仔顺势一下子跳进地上的一个洞里，公牛从洞上跳了过去。牛仔跳出洞，公牛又冲了过来，比先前更疯狂了。牛仔又跳回洞里。放牛人看着这一幕重复了一次又一次，于是喊道：“你为什么不呆在洞里?”牛仔又跳了出来，喊道：“洞里有只熊!”

关于简短的幽默英语故事：A New Son

新儿子

Old man: May I sit here?

老人：我可以坐在这儿吗?

Young man: No, you can't. The seat is occupied. (To a beautiful girl) Eh... yes. The seat wasfor her. She is my sister.

年轻人：不，不能。这位子有人占了。(朝一个漂亮女孩)哦，是的。这个位子是给她的。她是我妹妹。

Old man: Really? Then I am glad to see you, my new son. She is my daughter.

老人：真的吗?那么很高兴认识你，我的新儿子。她是我女儿。

关于简短的幽默英语故事：An Old Joke

老笑话

An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints.

一个上了年纪的人带着港币病痛去看医生。

"I see spots before my eyes," he said.

“我眼前老是看到些斑斑点点的。”他说。

"It's due to old age," said doctor.

“那是年老的缘故。”医生说。

"No food agrees with me," said the man.

“我什么都不想吃。”老人说。

"That too is due to old age," said the doctor. "The digestive system becomes weaker as wegrow older."

“那也是因为年老。”医生说，“随着年龄的增长，我们的消化系统也逐渐衰弱了。”

"My back is giving me trouble," persisted the man. "Sometimes the pain becomes unbearable."

“我的背也很痛。”老人继续说，“有的时候痛得都无法忍受。”

"Old age," said the doctor.

“年老的原因。”医生说。

This was too much for the man.

老人听不下去了。

"Why do you go on saying 'old age, old age'," he screamed. "If you cannot cure me, say so. I'llgo elsewhere."

“你怎么总是说‘年老，年老’。”老人尖声叫道，“你要是治不了就说，我去别的地方。”

"See how easily you lost your temper," said the doctor. "That is another characteristic of oldage."

“看看，你那么容易发脾气。”医生说，“这也是年老的另一个特征。”