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关于儿童爆笑英语笑话：A Small Boy and a Donkey 小男孩与驴子

A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年，小伙子) . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them. So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.

一个小男孩牵着头驴子穿过部队营房。两名士兵想跟小家伙开个玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牵得这么紧干什么? 这样，他就不会去参军了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。

关于儿童爆笑英语笑话：I'm Glad 我很高兴

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?

Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.

Well done. Who was that?

My granny.

Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.

Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!

一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在，孩子们，她说：你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?

我，老师，一个小男孩说：昨天我就使别人高兴过。

做得好，是谁呢?

我奶奶。

好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。

是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴!’

关于儿童爆笑英语笑话：I Need Your Football

George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, "Can Albert come out to play? "

"No," said the mother, "It's too cold. "

"Well, then, " said George, "Can his football come out to play ?"

乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。当朋友的妈妈来应门时，他问：“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗?”

“不行，”那位妈妈说，“天气太冷了。”

“ 噢，那么，” 乔冶， “他的足球可以出来玩吗?”

关于儿童爆笑英语笑话：Whose Father was the Stronger

Will and Bill were quarrelling(争吵) about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea? My father's the one who killed it!"

关于儿童爆笑英语笑话：The Swimmer

The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.

Johnny laughed.

"Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?" asked the teacher.

"No, sir," answered Johnny, "but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."

老师给同学们讲了一个小故事，说有一个人早饭前要在河里游泳，横渡三趟。

约翰尼笑了。

老师问道：“你不相信一个游泳很好的人可以做到么?”

约翰尼回答说：“不是的，先生，我是不明白他为什么不游四次，好回到他放衣服的那边。”