关于动物的英语小笑话

2017-03-06

笑话、幽默与逻辑有着密不可分的关系。智者可以充分发挥逻辑思维的能动性,,给多彩的生活增添乐趣,而愚者往往会陷入思维误区,表现出一股“诤气”,被人嗤笑。 下面是小编带来的关于动物的英语小笑话,欢迎阅读!

关于动物的英语小笑话篇一

Does the dog know the proverb, too?

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

狗也知道这个谚语吗?

一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子.

“没有关系,”一位先生说,“不用害怕,你知道这条谚语吗:‘吠狗不咬人.’”

“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?”

关于动物的英语小笑话篇二

A tiger caught a deer and wanted to eat it,the deer said : " You can't eat me."

The tiger was puzzled and then asked : " Why ?"

" Because I'm a National second-class protection animal."

The tiger laughed : " But we can't let the National first class protection animal die to hangry for the sake of the second-class protection animal."

老虎抓到一头鹿,要把它吃掉,鹿说:“你不能吃我。”

老虎一愣:“为什么?”

“因为我是国家二级保护动物。”

老虎笑了:“总不能为了二级保护动物而让一级保护动物饿死吧!”

关于动物的英语小笑话篇三

Three very tough mice

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

三只老鼠坐在酒吧吹牛,谈论他们的勇气和能耐。

第一个说:"我非常历害,曾吃过一整袋老鼠药!”

第二个说:“我也非常历害,一旦我被捕鼠器捕到,我咬断了它!”

然后第三只老鼠起身说:“伙计,我呆会儿离开家去骚扰猫。”

关于动物的英语小笑话篇四

Worries about mad cow disease

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.

The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."

The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."

担心疯牛病

有两头奶牛隔着牛拦正在交谈!

第一头奶牛说:"我告诉你,疯牛病真是很吓人,他们说它正在迅速蔓延,我听说一些牛正在放在约翰逊农场”。

另一头奶牛说:"我不担心,他不会影晌我们鸭子"

关于动物的英语小笑话篇五

He's just Been to the Zoo

When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.

"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."

他刚去过动物园

当我在银行里排队时,发现一位妇女抱着一个小孩站在一个窗口。男孩正在吃一个面包卷,并将面包卷戳向出纳员,出纳员笑着摇了摇头。

“别这样,亲爱的,” 男孩的妈妈说。然后她转向出纳员说,“对不起,小伙子。请原谅我的儿子,他刚去过动物园。”

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