关于英语的笑话大全阅读

2017-03-03

作为国家非物质文化遗产,万荣笑话诙谐幽默,与众不同。下面是小编带来的关于英语的笑话大全,欢迎阅读!

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熊孩子数学连年挂科 考得C后老爸喜极而泣

This is the tear-jerking moment a proud father is captured on camera celebrating his son'sexam result.

得知儿子通过了数学考试,父亲骄傲无比狂喜庆祝,这催泪的一幕被摄影机悄悄记录了下来。

After setting up the hidden camera, the boy summons his father to the kitchen, ominouslytelling him: 'I've just got something from school, I need you to come and look at it.'

儿子设置好了隐蔽摄像头之后,将父亲叫到厨房里,用预示着坏消息的语气对父亲说:“学校里发了一个文件得要你来看看。”

His father, who can be heard shouting from elsewhere in the house, asks: 'Has somethinghappened?!', to which the mischievous teenager, Aria, replies: 'Yes! It's really important'.

我们可以听到父亲从其他房间里传来的对话声,“发生什么事了吗?”,调皮的少年奥里亚回答说,“是的,是很重要的事。”

As his nervous-looking father approaches, Aria says: 'Come and have a chat with me. Justcome in, and read that', he says while passing over a piece of paper displaying the result.

当一脸担心的父亲走进厨房时,奥里亚说:“过来我们聊聊吧。过来,看看这个吧”,他说着把成绩单递给父亲。

After seeing his son has achieved a C grade in the maths exam, the man asks: 'Is that real!?,'before bursting into tears of joy.

看到儿子在数学考试中得了C,爸爸问“这是真的吗?”,然后喜极而泣。

The pair embrace before the disbelieving dad asks again, 'Are you sure!? They've not made amistake!? I can't believe it, I just can't believe it!'

父子俩拥抱了一会儿,然后爸爸又觉得不敢相信,问:“你确定吗?学校不会弄错了吧?我不敢相信!我简直不敢相信!”

A mere year before the video was filmed, the schoolboy received an F in the subject, heexplained,'In England you need a C to basically do anything with you life. I've never beenamazing academically and have struggled through school. Neither me or my dad or my teachersthought I was going to get my C, for me it was tough. When I told my Dad who means theworld to me this was his reaction...Enjoy'.

奥里亚解释道,在这段视频拍摄前一年,他曾在数学考试中只拿到了F。“在英国,无论你以后从事什么职业,数学考试至少要拿个C。我的成绩一向不好,勉强在学校混到现在。无论我自己、我爸爸还是我的老师都没想到我能拿到C,这对我来说很不容易。爸爸是世界上对我最重要的人。当我告诉他我及格了的时候,这就是他的反应——激动无比。”

Still reeling from the news, his ecstatic father tells him: 'You're set for life! You're set for life!'.

狂喜的爸爸还在为这个消息感到眩晕,他对儿子说:“万事开头难,现在你一定会一帆风顺了!一帆风顺!”

The teen is seen smiling into the camera at the end of the video, seemingly as thrilled with theresult as his emotional father.

在视频的最后,我们看到少年对着摄像机微笑,似乎他和激动的父亲一样对自己的考试成绩兴奋无比。

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幼儿园里上帝的小孩 God's Child

A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is.What should I say?"

有一个上幼稚园的小孩问他妈妈:“妈妈,明天老师会问我们,我爸爸是谁,那我应该怎么回答呢?”

The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!"

妈妈说:“那你就说,上帝就是你的爸爸啊!”

The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, "Who is your father?"Scratching his scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question.

隔天他来到学校,老师问他:“你爸爸是谁?”那个小孩在那边抓头抓脚,想不出来答案。

The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?" The child confessed, "I used to think that Mr.Smith was my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I am the son of another person,and I cannot remember his name!"

老师再问一次:“你爸爸到底是谁?”那个小孩就说:“我本来认为我爸爸是史密斯先生,不过昨天我妈妈又说我是另外一个人的儿子, 我一下子忘记他的名字了。”

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热情好客的小男孩 Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时,家里没有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房间,把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。

The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?""In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说:“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?”“在捕鼠夹上,先生。”那小男孩说。

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