简短英文冷笑话带翻译

2017-06-14

笑话可能只是文字游戏,但有时它在人们解决生活中的困惑时起着重要作用。小编整理了简短英文冷笑话带翻译,欢迎阅读!

简短英文冷笑话带翻译篇一

人的回答

A husband said to his wife, "Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?"

一位丈夫对妻子说:“为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?”

"Well," his wife answered at once. "The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."

“噢,”他的妻子立刻回答道,“原因很简单。上帝使我们如此美丽,男人才会爱我们。上帝使我们如此愚蠢,我们才会嫁给他们。”

简短英文冷笑话带翻译篇二

妻子的祈求

Two men were talking at the break-room. One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. "In the end"he said, "I had her begging on her knees."

两位男士正在休息室淡论着。一位对另一位说起他与妻子的一场争斗。他说:“最后,我迫使她跪下来求我。”

"What did she say?" asked the coworker.

“她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。

"She told me to come out from under the bed."

“她求我快点从床下爬出来。”

简短英文冷笑话带翻译篇三

理由

One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

一天清晨,妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。

Mom: Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.

妈妈:起来,儿子。去学校的时间到了。

Son: But why? I don't want to go to school.

儿子:但是为什么?我不想去学校。

Mom: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.

妈妈:给我两个理由,你为什么不想去学校。

Son: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.

儿子:第一,所有的孩子都恨我。第二,所有的老师都恨我。

Mom: Oh! That's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.

妈妈:哦!这不是理由。来吧,你必须去学校。

Son: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?

儿子:那给我两个为什么我要去学校的理由?

Mom:One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

妈妈:第一,你都52岁了,应该明白自己的责任。第二,你是学校的校长。

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