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中学英语笑话故事：奶奶再次举行婚礼

"So you want another day off,”snorted the teacher to his student，Tom.

“这么说，你又要请一天假，”老师怒气冲冲地对他的学生汤姆说

“I am anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You have been off for your grandfather's funeral four times already.”

“我倒想知道你这次找什么借口。你已经请了四次假说去参加你爷爷的葬礼。”

Tom replied，"Today my grandma is getting married again.”

汤姆回答说:“今天是我奶奶再次举行婚礼。”

中学英语笑话故事：冻得硬邦邦的猪肉

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?

Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。

Teacher: Wrong.

老师：错了。

Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

马修：可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。

中学英语笑话故事：猴子和跳蚤

What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

猴子和跳蚤有什么不同呢?

A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。

中学英语笑话故事：鸟窝与头发

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.

What kind of bird?" my sister asked.

"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.

"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .

"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。

“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她。

“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。

“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道。

“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”