小学简单的英语笑话阅读

民间笑话是一种颇受人们喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。但是它却一直被学界视为不登大雅之堂的小众。小编精心收集了小学简单的英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

小学简单的英语笑话：Do You Have A Bias?

A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the ticket, she said, "How come I always get a ticket and everyone else gets a warning? Is it my face?"

"No, ma'am," explained the officer, "it's your foot."

小学简单的英语笑话：Santa Present

A little girl goes to visit Santa at the Mall. When it is her turn she sits on his lap and Santa says "Have you been good?"

Little Girl, "Yes, Santa, very good."

Santa, "What would you like for Christmas?"

Little Girl, "I want Barbie and G. I. Joe."

Santa, "G. I. Joe? Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?

Little Girl, "No, Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken. But she comes with G. I. Joe."

小学简单的英语笑话：I Earned It

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300.""Easy, Dad," little Johnny replied. "I earned it hiking.""Come on Johnny," the father said. "Tell me the truth.""That is the truth," Johnny replied. "Every night you were gone, Mom's boss, Mr. Reynolds, would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"

小学简单的英语笑话： The Smith's

The Smith's were proud of their family tradition.

Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and the family included Senators and Wall Street Wizards.

The family decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. So the family hired a fine author to put together all their research notes, only one problem arose - how to handle great Uncle George, who was executed in the electric chair.

The author said not to worry for he could handle the story tactfully, so the book appeared and it said...

"Great Uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics at an important government institution."

"He was attached to his position by the strongest of ties, and his death came as a great shock."

小学简单的英语笑话：Where Is Your Wife?

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"