有关搞笑英语对话短文

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有关搞笑英语对话短文篇一

Old Farmer Johnson was dying.The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he said to his wife:"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

Wife:"No,I can't marry anyone after you."

Johnson:"But I want you to."

Wife:"But why?"

Johnson:"Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

译文：

老农约翰逊就要死了.他的家人都站在床边.他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后,我想你嫁给农夫琼斯.”

妻子说：“不,在你死后,我不能嫁给任何人.”

约翰逊：“但我希望你这么做.”

妻子：“为什么?”

约翰逊：“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我.”

有关搞笑英语对话短文篇二

I'm Trying to Stop It

"Boy,why have you got cotton-wool in your ear?Is it infected?"

"No,sir,but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,so I am trying to stop it."

“孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”

“没有,老师.可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面.”

有关搞笑英语对话短文篇三

“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

“Twenty d ollars!Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

“Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

“对不起,夫人,为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元.”

“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元.”

“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四个病人吓跑了.”