最爆笑的双语英语笑话

2017-03-24

笑话作为民间俗文学的一种重要体裁,具有深厚的民族文化内涵。下面是小编带来的最爆笑的双语英语笑话,欢迎阅读!

最爆笑的双语英语笑话篇一

Much worse

那就更糟了

Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed Of your watch?

警察:有人抢你的手表时,你为什么不呼救呢?

Man: lf I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

男子:要是我张口的话,他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。

最爆笑的双语英语笑话篇二

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, ¨I hear sirens. Jump!"

两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西o第一个说:¨我听到警报响了,快跳吧!”

The second one said, ¨But we're on the 13th floor!”

第二个说:¨但是我们在13层啊!"

The first one screamed back, ¨This is no time to be superstrtiousl!

第一个朝他大喊道:¨都什么时候了,还这么迷信!¨

最爆笑的双语英语笑话篇三

A kid asked his dad,"Hey,Pop,can you write in the dark?”

有个孩子问他爸爸:嘿,爸,你能在黑暗中写字吗?

The dad answered,"Sure. What do you want me to write?”

爸爸回答:当然。你要我写什么?

The boy said, "Your name on this report card,"

男孩说:在这个成绩单上写你的名字。”

最爆笑的双语英语笑话篇四

A tricky girl said, "Mom,I got a one hundred in school today!

一个狡猾的女孩说:"妈妈,我今天在学校得了一个100分!"

The mom replied, "Great,SW8etie,tell me about it."

妈妈回答说:"太好了,小可爱。跟我说说情况."

The girl reluctantly said,"Well,I got a twenty in math,a thirty in history and a fifty in spelling."

这个女孩不情愿地说:"嗯,我数学得了20分,历史得了30分,拼写得了50分。

最爆笑的双语英语笑话篇五

A father told his son, "When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day."

一个父亲告诉他的儿子:"当林肯在你这个年纪的时候,他每天走10里路去上学。“

The kid replied, "Well, when he was your age,he was president!"

弦子同答.”嗯,当他在你这个年纪时,已经是总统了。

最爆笑的双语英语笑话篇六

A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.

有一个教派的领导者宣称,他靠空气就能存活。

A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."

一个表示怀疑的人说:”我昨天还看到你在麦当劳吃暮条。“

The gurureplied,"You can't call that food.“

这位宗教领袖回答:“你不能称那东西为食物。”

最爆笑的双语英语笑话篇七

I knew a guy who played his radio only in the morning.

我认识一个人,他只在早上收听广播。

When someone asked him why,he replied, "This is an AM radio.”

当有人问他为什么时,他回答:”(我的)这一台是AM(调幅)收音。“

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