关于动物的爆笑英文笑话

笑话是幽默的一个属概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑话是民族特有幽默的一种形式。小编整理了关于动物的爆笑英文笑话，欢迎阅读!

关于动物的爆笑英文笑话：Skunk 臭鼬

"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"

"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."

Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.

"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"

“我们的地下室里有一只臭鼬，”打电话的人对警察调度员尖叫道。“我们怎样才能把它弄出来?”

“弄一些面包屑，”调度员说，“从地下室往外铺一条小道直到后院。然后将地下室的门打开。”

一段时间后，那位居民又将电话打了回来。“你们将它弄出来了吗?”调度员问。

“没有，”打电话的人答道，“现在那儿有两只臭鼬了。”

关于动物的爆笑英文笑话：Brave Rats 勇敢的老鼠

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

三只老鼠坐酒吧里吹着谁勇敢谁强悍。

头一只说：“我太厉害了，上回我吃了一整包老鼠药!”

第二只说：“得了，我才厉害呢，有回我被捕鼠夹夹住了，我把夹子都咬碎了。”

紧跟着第三只老鼠站起身来说：“回见了哥们，我要回去逗猫玩了。”

关于动物的爆笑英文笑话：狗知道吗

Does the dog know the proverb,too?

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

狗也知道这个谚语吗?

一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子.

“没有关系,”一位先生说,“不用害怕,你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人.’”

“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?”

关于动物的爆笑英文笑话：Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀.谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

学生：我指不出,但我知道答案.

老师：请说说看.

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子.