英语笑话带翻译大全之世界上最伟大的击剑手

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。

His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来--然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。

Why are you so happy? someone yelled. You missed!

你为什么这么高兴?有人嚷道，你没击中!

Ah, replied the swordsman, you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father.

啊，剑手答道，你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的--但他永远也做不成爸爸了。